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'My identify is Arthur Smith, except there is anyone the following from the Streatham tax place of work. during which case, i am Daphne Fairfax.' This has been Arthur's beginning line at 1000's of stand-up comedy performances. actually, he's neither Daphne nor Arthur. family and friends be aware of him as Brian.

One of the 'alternative comedians' who shook up mild leisure within the eighties and nineties, Arthur (and Brian) can be a broadcaster, a gap bat for Grumpy outdated Men, a West finish playwright (his performs contain An night with Gary Lineker) and a visitor on innumerable radio and television panel shows.

In My identify is Daphne Fairfax he displays at the nature of comedy and his days as a scruffy child at the bombsites of Bermondsey, a wild-haired undergraduate, a roadsweeper, an English instructor, a failed rock superstar, a boozed-up sexual adventurer and a radical care sufferer who has been advised by no means to drink again.

Hilarious, scandalous and impolite, his memoir includes a delicate tribute to his mom and dad and a lively account of the odd enterprise of being alive.

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On the most sensible of a hill within the centre of the Park stands a marble statue of the eighteenth-century basic Wolfe, who accomplished the correct imperial dream of demise younger whereas overseeing an exceptional victory, a lesser-known Lord Nelson. this is one in all London’s grandest perspectives. the attention glides simply over the masts of the outdated Cutty Sark boat, Queen Anne residence, the Maritime Museum (best convey – Nelson’s jacket bearing the bloodied gap left by way of the bullet that killed him at Trafalgar) to Wren’s Royal Naval university and around the river to the Isle of canines the place the horizon is now punctured by way of the looming towers of Canary Wharf. subsequent to the Wolfe statue, sharing this amazing vista, stands the outdated Royal Observatory whose wall is decorated by way of the massive brass clock that formally registers Greenwich suggest Time. this is often, in a longitudinal cartographical experience, the centre of the realm and there have been regularly travelers having their photograph taken status astride the road marking the meridian, so they could checklist the instant once they had one foot in either hemispheres. Proximity to the entire grand previous monuments of Greenwich used to be mirrored in numerous methods within the lifetime of the college, such a lot memorably within the stirring and bombastic college tune which begun: ‘Here’s to previous John Roan who lived and labored and died, within the effective days of britain, of Milton and of Blake. ’ there has been a transparent advice right here that Milton, Blake and John Roan frolicked jointly – which appeared not going even to a humble first-year like myself who didn’t particularly be aware of who Milton and Blake have been. The music persevered rousingly, name-dropping astronomers, writers and admirals, none of whom had attended Roan yet who, regardless of this glaring handicap, ‘gave the seas to England with continents beside’. The final verse begun portentously, sotto voce: ‘Here’s to people who come the following after, the men we will no longer see, the lads of generations who can have new foes to struggle. ’ It speedily complex to the roared crescendo of the final line: ‘Our Greenwich males are lighting fixtures new beacons within the evening, John ROAN’s males the ROAN boys are increase the sunshine! Then to previous JOHN ROAN, sing him loud, sing him transparent, SING HIM around the CONTINENTS, SING HIM in the course of the 12 months! ’ It was once a way more dramatic song than, say, the nationwide Anthem and i've persisted to sing it ever on the grounds that while the instant is correct; purely final spring I met one other Roan alumnus and we boomed it including extra enjoy than his spouse may possibly tolerate. We needed to study the music via center as a way to sing it on the finish of time period and at Founder’s Day. This occasion, which consistently preceded a day off, came about every year at Saint Alfeges church,1 one in every of Hawksmoor’s London masterpieces, even though we have been much less drawn to the architectural good points than within the women from our sister university around the aisle who have been changing into ever extra fascinating with each passing month. i'm wondering if John Roan himself truly needed to be sung round the continents and during the yr? Is that the cause for philanthropy?

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