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By Paul Merson

An anecdote-driven narrative of the vintage footballer's ‘DOs and DO NOTs’ from the ever-popular Arsenal legend and soccer pundit Paul Merson, aka ‘The Merse’.

When it involves recommendation at the pitfalls of existence as a certified footballer, Paul Merson can pretty well write the guide. in truth, that is precisely what he is performed during this hilarious new e-book which manages to be concurrently poignant and gloriously funny.

Merson used to be a prodigiously proficient footballer within the 80s and 90s, gracing the higher echelons of the sport - and the tabloid entrance pages - along with his breathtakingly abilities and larger-than-life off-field persona.

His much-publicised battles with playing, drug and alcohol habit are at the back of him now, and soccer enthusiasts remain interested in his sharp footballing mind and playful antics on SkySports cult effects express football Saturday.

The ebook delights and entertains with a treasure chest of impressive anecdotes from a guy who hasn't ever misplaced his love of soccer and his inimitable joie de vivre via a 25-year organization with the attractive Game.

The DO NOTs include:
DO no longer undertake 'Champagne' Charlie Nicholas as your mentor
DO now not percentage a home with Gazza
DO no longer frequently position £30,000 bets on the bookie's
DO now not get so under the influence of alcohol that you just cannot have in mind the ninety mins of soccer you simply performed in
DO now not deal with Walsall (at any cost)

How to not be a qualified Footballer is a highly pleasing, relocating and laugh-out-loud humorous story.

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Fergie could ring as much as chat approximately him, or even notwithstanding there wasn’t a lot to document, we’d regularly have a chinwag for part an hour or so. Mick McCarthy used to be an analogous; there has been a true aid community between gaffers. I enjoyed it. I’d learnt from my previous managers besides. I wrote down a great deal of Wenger stuff in a laptop while I labored with him at Arsenal; I used every type of drills that he’d first used on us while I grew to become supervisor of Walsall. It didn’t relatively paintings, even though. a vital distinction among Arsène and me was once that he had top-drawer avid gamers to paintings with like Dennis, Thierry Henry and Tone. now not me. It didn’t topic what I’d injected into my lads at Walsall or how I’d received them to stretch, it used to be the truth that they couldn’t play that regularly misplaced me video games. My greatest challenge used to be facing the monetary aspect of the sport. Walsall weren’t precisely loaded with money, and the chairman usually needed to spend funds to stability the books, in particular after the television corporation ITV electronic went into management in 2002, which intended loads of soccer golf equipment misplaced their television tube funds. I needed to promote loads of gamers, yet I couldn’t moan. i used to be thankful to have a manager’s task, and that i wasn’t able to stroll simply because I didn’t have any cash myself. We controlled to stick up in 2004–05, however it used to be shut. On move time limit day i used to be allowed to usher in a few gamers, together with the previous Villa striker Julian Joachim and Steven Gerrard’s cousin, Anthony. We even went via all of April unbeaten, yet I nonetheless needed to promote. I took all of the chairman’s calls for at the chin, yet deep down I knew I couldn’t make Walsall a hit if we have been going to need to flog all our greatest avid gamers. We struggled for the remainder of the yr. From the minute I bought the task, the enthusiasts were cut up opposed to me. a few of them enjoyed me, a few of them hated me, and there have been constantly rumours that i used to be going to get the boot. whilst Leicester urban got here in for striker Matty Fryatt in January 2006 there has been not anything i'll do to forestall the membership from promoting. He used to be our greatest participant on the time. As you could think, the supporters weren’t precisely chuffed to determine him move. We have been a puppy and duck workforce. At domestic we have been in a position to getting a end result, yet at the street we have been a nightmare, and that’s what eventually obtained me the tin tack. After we’d crushed Barnsley within the 2005–06 FA Cup we needed to play loads of away video games in quickly succession, and that i had a terrible feeling that it was once a run that would expense me my activity. I even advised the clicking. They requested me what i presumed of the Barnsley video game and Walsall’s hopes for the remainder of the season. ‘It used to be a superb result,’ I acknowledged. ‘The lads performed very well. It was once a excitement. yet that end result may perhaps get me the sack. ’ each person all started giggling, yet I knew it used to be real. We’d drawn Stoke away within the subsequent around, which intended we weren’t going to be enjoying at domestic for a long time. convinced adequate, we didn’t win for 4 video games, which integrated a 2–1 defeat within the FA Cup. In a relegation scrap opposed to Swindon city we misplaced 1–0, and opposed to Brentford it was once even worse.

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