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By Brian David Bruns

In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dust — or for this reason, the soiled water — on these romantic, fun-filled holidays at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the yr he spent operating for Carnival Cruise traces takes readers down into the parts the place the staff works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they’re assaulted nonstop with occasions that variety from the absurd to the totally strange. Stewards battling over nutrients. Cutlery allowances and different nonsensical principles. What the group calls these onboard (no, it’s no longer “passengers”). and naturally, the intercourse. An abundance of prepared, keen, and capable our bodies longing for motion on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies results in love in a few amazing unusual, and probably most unlikely, areas. Breezy, exciting, and informative, Cruise Confidential is key examining for these making plans a cruise or for an individual who simply wishes a superb laugh.

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